Friends don't
let friends
take home ugly
men
Women's restroom
Starboard, Dewey
Beach, DE
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Beauty
is only
a light
switch
away.
Perkins
Library,
Duke
University,
Durham,
NC
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If life
is a
waste of
time,
and time
is a
waste of
life,
then
let's
all get
wasted
together
and have
the time
of our
lives.
Armand's
Pizza,
Washington,
DC
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Remember,
it's
not,
"How
high are
you?"
it's
"Hi, how
are
you?"
Rest
stop off
Route
81,
West
Virginia
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Fighting
for
peace is
like
screwing
for
virginity.
The
Bayou,
Baton
Rouge,
LO
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No
matter
how good
she
looks,
some
other
guy is
sick and
tired
of
putting
up with
her
shit.
Men's
Room
Linda's
Bar and
Grill,
Chapel
Hill, NC
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At the
feast of
ego
everyone
leaves
hungry.
Bentley's
House of
Coffee
and Tea,
Tucson,
AZ
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It's
hard to
make a
comeback
when you
haven't
been
anywhere.
Written
in the
dust
on the
back of
a bus,
Wickenburg,
AZ
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Make
love,
not
war..
-Hell,
do both
GET
MARRIED!
Women's
restroom
The
Filling
Station,
Bozeman,
MT
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If
voting
could
really
change
things,
it would
be
illegal.
Revolution
Books
New
York,
New
York.
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If pro
is
opposite
of con,
then
what is
the
opposite
of
progress?
Congress!
Men's
Restroom
The
House of
Representatives
Washington
DC
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Five beers or less.
Sign over one of the urinals
Ed Debevic's, Phoenix, AZ
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You're
too good
for him.
Sign
over
mirror
in
Women's
restroom
Ed
Debevic's,
Beverly
Hills,CA.
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No
wonder
you
always
go home
alone.
Sign
over
mirror
in Men's
restroom,
Ed
Debevic's,
Beverly
Hills,CA
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and my
favorite,
and most
realistic
one ~~~
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A
Woman's
Rule of
Thumb:
If it
has
tires or
testicles,
You're
going to
have
trouble
with it.
Women's
restroom
Dick's
Last
Resort,
Dallas,
TX
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and the
guys
version,
my
favorite,
and most
realistic
one ~~~
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A Man's
Rule of
Thumb:
If it
has
tires or
tits,
It's
gonna
cost
you.
Mensroom
Dick's
Last
Resort,
Dallas,
TX
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